Controversial Joke of the Day

Person 1: Knock Knock

Person 2: Who's there?

Person 1: A White South African

Person 2: *doesn't bother asking who cuz there's no such thing as a white African no matter how long you've been living there*

tehe :)

LMFAOOO OBAMA UNCLE ARRESTED

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

lmao hot damn mess worst mug shot ever!  Obama's uncle allegedy arrested in Massachusetts for Drunk driving and is being held as an illegal immigrant.  I love the ghettoness and down to earthness of the situation bwahahahaah I think this is worse than the James Brown mugshot.

Pre- Hurricane Convo

Person 1: Nigga you betta go to the store and make sure you got enough water

Nigga: I don't feel like it

Person 1: Nigga what you mean you don't feel like it? it's a hurricane coming you could be stuck in your house for a week, you gunna end up drinkin' the water outah the fish bowl

Nigga: no, I'ma save that fish bowl to flush my shit down in case we don't have no water

Fish: *has no idea whats in store for him*

-_____________________________-

why not just head to the store and buy all the water you will need?

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EarthQuake in New York

Apparently a tremor from 5.9 quake in Virginia.  Manhattan Mall along with many other buildings has been evacuated.

Are Will and Jada Separating?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

SAY IT AIN'T SO I can't!  wasn't they just on OPRAH!?!

  I hope this isn't true

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FROM: Notify NYC

D train suspended in both directions btw 167 St and W 145 St, and B train suspended btw W 145 St and Dekalb Ave. Updates: mta.info

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FROM: Notify NYC

New York State DEC has issued an Air Quality Health Advisory for NYC until 1:00 AM Tuesday. More info: http://1.usa.gov/NNxJS.