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Tuesday, September 7, 2010

The Most Awkward Dinner Ever

So have you ever went and chilled with some ppl who you haven't been out with in a while and after a drink but way before the food comes out it becomes obvious that there's beef stewing and that sumbody has been talkin some HOTT sh*t about you in your absence.

Signs that someone has a problem with you and has been talkin about you like a damn dawg include. But are not limited to:

  • Awkard silence
  • Averted eyes when u are laughing
  • Refusal to laugh at your very funny jokes *this is usually because since they said so much crap about you mentally in their head they are against you so laughing with you now would make them look fake in front of the person they gossip about you too*  #This is also a dead give away that the person they been rollin on you with/too is definitely present
  • Awkward eye contact
  • Forced smiles
  • Last but not least ...the uncalled for hateful comments that they just can't help but let slip out
  • Bringing up old dusty issues from a thosuand seasons ago
  • Commenting on things you never told them about ....like how did they hear about that???
  • No congrats on recent humungous accomplishments that everybody knows about and you know they know cuz ur well aware that they stalker a$$ googles you on the regular

LMFAOO like why gossip if its guna have u lookin crazy in the face like u got terrets smh haters haters haters

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