Twenty Year Old Brittany Cantarella ran over a man whose legal name is Lord Jesus Christ -_- #$%#&*???? (What were his parents thinking?)
Lord Jesus Christ was in a marked cross walk when Brittany failed to yeild in the pedestrian crosswalk and ran him over v-v poor Brittany! Smh I dunno what I would do if I ran over Jesus Christ...she must feel horrible she was ticketed for failing to yeild in a crosswalk, this took place in Northhampton Massachusetts
I wonder if he gets hassled about his ID being fake?? Or if he had trouble renewing his liscense or leaving messages, or filing complaints, or placing take out orders and really anything that requires one to leave a name o-O wow that sounds so tiring and everyone must think he's a smart ass over the phone too ...WELP 50 year old Jesus from Belchertown was hospitalized for minor facial injuries and released later that day.
Dear Jesus,
In the future:
Talk to You Soon,
Leiominala
Lord Jesus Christ was in a marked cross walk when Brittany failed to yeild in the pedestrian crosswalk and ran him over v-v poor Brittany! Smh I dunno what I would do if I ran over Jesus Christ...she must feel horrible she was ticketed for failing to yeild in a crosswalk, this took place in Northhampton Massachusetts
I wonder if he gets hassled about his ID being fake?? Or if he had trouble renewing his liscense or leaving messages, or filing complaints, or placing take out orders and really anything that requires one to leave a name o-O wow that sounds so tiring and everyone must think he's a smart ass over the phone too ...WELP 50 year old Jesus from Belchertown was hospitalized for minor facial injuries and released later that day.
Dear Jesus,
In the future:
- look both ways
- Don't assume someone is gunna eventually stop
- And please forgive Brittany Cantarella for she know not how to driveth
Talk to You Soon,
Leiominala
Lmao! The accident is not funny, the name situation is unfortunate...but dear Lawd...your questions and response to the situation have me cracking up!
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