Sidekick Exorcism? O_o

Ok so how about, my sidekick was bouncing off the walls from about midnight last night until like four in the morning. It happened like this:
I was sound asleep-with unchecked emails- all of a sudden and roaring ringtone and flashing cop/ ambulance lights strobe all across my room :O. I jumped up totally startled and ready to survive whatever was about to happen, only to find out that it was my beloved sidekick. So I checked all of my alarms settings sound profiles what have you, there were no new calls, no txts, no ims.

SO... I go back to sleep successfully and I have horrible dreams for hours about loud sirens and flashing lights and constantly being startled and chased. I finally wake up like totally up and AWAKE from the last obnoxious alert, around four am to realize that I was not dreaming and that for the past four or so hours I was being terrorized by my alert setting every ten minutes!!! O_O I was done! I could not fall back asleep and of course I had work in the morning. I called in a favor from one of my trusted Night Owl- sidekick experts. After some trouble shooting they advised me that I was indeed dealing with a possessed sidekick and I would have to contact asurion.

In the end my beauty sleep was irreparably ruined and I went to work looking like an old man. I am not happy that I may have to send back my friend, my buddy, my SK Skeezy! *pictures of me and my sidekick running in the park, holding hands -YES my lx does have arms and legs in this manufactured memory*

BUT OH WELL I CAN'T BE GOING TO WORK LOOKING LIKE HERBERT FROM FAMILY GUY!! *Kicks LX to curb for new one* Mwahahaahh *evil Laugh* *sighs*

Talk to you soon!!!